Blind Obedience Can End “The War”?

January 17, 2008 will mark 17 years of open US hostilities against Iraq, although (maybe misreading of Baudrillard?) liberals disregard the Clinton years, since bombings and sanctions are not acts of aggression, unless Cuba is on the receiving end. The left wing of the US war party is as fixated on the Bush dynasty, [...]

Rascists Heart Ron Paul

You’re probably familiar with Ron Paul’s glassy-eyed campus stoners and tin-foil helmet conspiracy nuts who make up his core support. Apparently his message also speaks to the meth-cooks, child rapists, and kiddie porn ehthusiasts who like to play dress up funny cub scout uniforms, with cancer patient hairdos. They showed up in full [...]

“…Some Pigs Are More Equal than Others”

City Council has delayed the vote on changing its “mandatory domestic abuse” requirement for hiring and promoting police overseers officers.
This policy was celebrated at the revived Police Ball.
Mark Desantis, was endorsed and awarded $5,000 by a regional terrorist umbrella group by promising them that they could publicly declare their suburban residency and would [...]

When FEMA Questions Your Competence…

I still can’t decide what’s worse; a surveillance vehicle to protect us from the encroaching Saracen hordes or using it to tailgate at a Toby Keith concert. Fortunately I try to avoid setting up these kinds of moral hierarchies.
The City received the bureaucratic equivalent of parenting advice from Britney Spears or dog training tips [...]

When the “Angry Inch” Takes a Mile

I don’t hate your SUV, I just don’t understand your obsession with these big plastic boxes. I understand why Crusaders, farmers, park rangers, professional flea marketeers, and even soccer moms need such a vehicle. The “U” is for utility, and it’s not hard to wrap your brain around that. It’s the “S” that loses me. [...]

Catching Up (Part 3.) September 17-23

September 17: Everyone at a John Kerry speech should be Tasered, including hecklers, cops, and Kerrys alike. In a representative government individual politicians go away if ignored.

September 18: I’m sure they wasted antibiotics on these assholes. Why in the hell do overseers corrections-types have a union anyways?

September 19: Blackwater, blah, blah, blah, Democrats, blah, blah, [...]

Rob Baran or Robber Baran? (part 2.)

 Part 1.
The origins of this little gem are unclear. I was handed two hard copies of this, from two different people, on two different occasions, who likely had different motives for passing it along to me, both with differing accounts of how they came to be in possession of it. The how and the [...]

Three Stooges Coming to Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh’s panhandling ordinance will be put to the test in the coming weeks, according to the P-G
Jesus Christ himself, I mean Barack Obama, man of the People, will be dining on $500 stuffed chicken breast with his friends at the choice hangout for salt of the earth types, The Rivers Club, located in humble, [...]